Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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