This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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