Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
kristin has been a bad kristin
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Randomize
