In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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