Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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