the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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