At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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