this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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