I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
