I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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