the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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