I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
You made out with two different species that night
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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