He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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