Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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