But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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