make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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