When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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