Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
