I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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