But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Randomize
