these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
