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i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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