Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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