if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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