Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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