He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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