haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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