all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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