sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
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