She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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