i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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