Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
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