i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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