Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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