I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
