That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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