went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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