Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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