I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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