It was confusing and full of hummus
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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