Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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