so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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