tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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