How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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