at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
