it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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