belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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