I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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