I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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