that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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