Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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