called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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